02 top up 10 free texts from santa claus

20 Dec 2005, 20:18

Hey kids! Santa Claus is coming for Christmas eve, and he is well protected on his way.

Original USAF photo caption: Mixed two-ship flight somewhere in late December 2005

Any idea for other captions?

Merry Christmas to all of your guys and gals who surf this world´s greatest F-16 website!

With best regards
J.J.

P.S. On the web, I only found this small picture. There´s no hi-res version. Sorry!

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20 Dec 2005, 20:38

Merry Chrismas to all F-16 pros!

. and I worry about some of the pilots here if they are on duty Chrismas eve. I think they would blast Santa right out of the sky just for fun and send the crew chief out to collect the reindeer meat.

20 Dec 2005, 23:11

Check this, Guys!

“The US Air Force announced yesterday that they had accidentally shot down Santa Claus, claiming that he had fit the description of terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Said Department of Defence spokesman Major Sam Shutemall, “At 0300 hours yesterday morning, an unregistered airborne conveyance bearing a bearded gentleman with headgear was sighted flying over our air force outpost in the North Pole. Our radar detectors established that the aircraft had a large payload of unidentified objects on board. Two F-16 fighters were scrambled to intercept the aircraft, which was of unidentified make, with a glowing red nose-cone in the shape of a reindeer. After a brief radio exchange, the F-16s fired missiles at the craft, bringing it down.”

As it turns out, the unidentified aircraft was carrying the personification of Christmas, Santa Claus, together with his reindeer.

Debris consisting of various toys and charred reindeer flesh was strewn over a three-mile radius of the point of contact.

Major Shutemall said the event was unfortunate, and blamed the poor audio quality of the radio exchange between the aircraft, leading to the fatal misunderstanding.

Major Shutemall then read the transcript from the cockpit voice recorder recovered from Santa’s sleigh.

USAF: Identify your point of origin, over.

Unidentified Aircraft: Santa Claus, son.

USAF:Afghanistan? Identify your purpose. Over.

Unidentified Aircraft:My sleigh’s been laden with Christmas presents.

USAF:Slaying with Bin Laden’s terrorist agents? Shoot down the bastard!

End of exchange.

In the wake of the mistake, the USAF has dispatched a battalion of grief and trauma counselors armed with Toys ‘R’ Us vouchers to tend to distraught children all over the country.

Meanwhile, a group calling itself the Elf Avenging Army has declared war on the United States, pledging that all American children will receive only socks and underwear in their stockings this December.”

I hope you enjoy it, Merry X-MAS y’all.

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21 Dec 2005, 16:01

Any idea for other captions?

“In a scene reminicent of the Cold War, NORAD today scrambled an F-16 on alert status to intercept what they deemed to be a potential airborne intruder approaching the North American continent at high speed and failing to squawk the proper Mode C transponder code. The F-16 pilot reported a successful intercept and observed what he described as an six-engined, open cockpit light aircraft piloted by what appeared to be an older gentlemen dressed in a red and white flight suit with an odd-looking helmet devoid of any oxygen capability. The craft had only a single flashing red strobe light on the front and no other identifiable markings other than a rear-mounted decal saying, ‘IF I WERE IN AN F-16, I’D BE HOME BY NOW’.

The aircraft was escorted to a safe landing at an undisclosed Canadian airbase where the pilot was interrogated by US and Canadian officials and then released on his own recognisense.

When asked later to explain what happened, the pilot of the aircraft was quoted a saying, “ADIZ? What the hell’s an ADIZ?!”

21 Dec 2005, 16:26

There have been incidents where the unknown intruder has been intercepted and downed.

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02 top up 10 free texts from santa claus 20 Dec 2005, 20:18 Hey kids! Santa Claus is coming for Christmas eve, and he is well protected on his way. Original USAF photo caption: Mixed two-ship flight somewhere in late December 2005 Any idea for other captions? Merry Christmas to all of your guys...