Top 10 best yo mama jokes of all time
top 10 best yo mama jokes of all time
Yo Mama Jokes
(for academic purposes only)
The best "Yo Momma" jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes, hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it’s friends and popularity you’re after, better try treating others as you yourself would like to be treated and don’t do things to them you wouldn’t want to have done to you.
Everything you give out will have an influence on you, so better give out something positive. And while you’re at it, enjoy these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains. Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama rolls up the windows. Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed. What is the difference between your mom and an elephant?
2 pounds. Your mom works in prison as punishment. Your mom yells from the toilet: „Hey everyone, I’m a 3D printer.” When yo mama steps on the scale, it says „Only one person at a time please“. When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing. Yo mamma is so fat – when she gets into a lift it only goes down. Why can’t your mother die?
She is so fat, Death can’t get to her. Yo mama is so fat she has to put a “Detour” sign around her neck when she goes out for a walk. NASA called. Your mother is taking us out of Sun’s orbit. Yo momma is so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her. Next Part
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